Internal screaming

May 24

dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then 

(Source: prince-warp, via obamasbigblackdick)

May 23

(Source: ofmiceandashley, via sinnersneverholddownyourcolours)

So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?

(Source: bumpuff, via crabstickzproductions)

May 22

I’ve been twerking on the railroad

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

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superwhoavengelockandme:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

I would never be online if this was real.

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reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this

(Source: androgyns, via hazegrace)

radhauswife: This is amazing.

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

(Source: vongruby, via thevampsireland)

bricksatmywindow: Don’t know who took this, but I like it. NYC 2013

bricksatmywindow:

Don’t know who took this, but I like it. NYC 2013

zapbird: this is important

zapbird:

this is important

(via partyintheurl)