dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then
(Source: prince-warp, via obamasbigblackdick)
(Source: ofmiceandashley, via sinnersneverholddownyourcolours)
So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
(Source: bumpuff, via crabstickzproductions)
I’ve been twerking on the railroad
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Rolo and Juliet
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
I would never be online if this was real.
- A Midsummer Night’s Cream
- Two Noble Kindersmen
- The Berry Wives of Windsor
(Source: androgyns, via hazegrace)
This is amazing.
(Source: vongruby, via thevampsireland)
Don’t know who took this, but I like it. NYC 2013
this is important